1. thunderboltsortofapenny:

    recoveringfrommyconvictions:

    gaymerboy99:

    littlelionmonster:

    oldmanstephanie:

    "Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

    "By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

    FUCK. YES.

    this gives me life….

    "Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

    39 seconds in and I reblogged it

    (via tbhgofuckyourself)

     
     
  2. postracialcomments:

    pheretic:

    youngblackandvegan:

    akbrrdatt:

    thinksquad:

    "So in process of me buying a homeless man a meal from Mcdonalds this is what happen"—OG Ced Johnson

    This is the world we live in.

    just awful

    I’m having a growing disdain for law enforcement 

    I’ve always had a huge disdain for “law enforcement” 

    That’s bullshit.

    (via tbhgofuckyourself)

     
     
  3. pricklystickers:

    xekstrin:

    door:

    um

    im gonna fuck the ghost

    do not fuck the ghost

    (Source: roadtrippers.com, via tbhgofuckyourself)

     
  4. sentimental-sanity:

    clonesbians:

    weloveshortvideos:

    Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

    image

    This is GOLD

    (via meaghanque)

     
     
  5. surprisebitch:

    narutosexmagic666:

    I’m rewatching Johnny Bravo

    kinky girl

    (via moonemojii)

     

  6. la-meilleure-amie:

    everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

    (Source: meilleure--amie, via sorry)

     
  7. womanontheedgeoftyne:

    straightallies:

    grumpyspacetoad:

    hashtagthatsreal:

    weteevee:

    is this how christian couples takes baths together

    I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

    straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

    no homo couple’s bathtub

    i can’t stop laughing at this

    (Source: cleancore, via laugh-hayden-laugh)

     

    1. me in 7th grade: listen promise you won't tell anyone.. omg this is so embarrassing.. I got my period.. do you have a pad maybe?
    2. me now: LISTEN UP EVERYBODY I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD NOW SOMEONE BETTER HAND ME A TAMPON OR I'LL BLEED ON ALL YOUR FUCKING FACES!!
     

  8. readingperks:

    Real life: most common eye color is brown

    Literature: eye color is anything but brown

    (via laugh-hayden-laugh)

     
  9. queen-juvia:

    this is my favorite thing of the day

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via laugh-hayden-laugh)

     
  10. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via laugh-hayden-laugh)

     

  11. iwillbeatbpd:

    Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know. 

    (via laugh-hayden-laugh)

     
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  13. breadmaakesyoufat:

    when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

    image

    (via laugh-hayden-laugh)

     
  14. lucrious:

    "You don’t stand a single chance to win, unless you fight."

    (via ushi-o)